Funny and shocking forum replies

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Original author: Isn’t it hot for you women to wear bras in summer?
Reply: It will be too hot if we don’t take you with us...
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Owner: I beat up my dog! It didn't tell me about the earthquake. It screamed so happily during the earthquake, but just now it was sleeping in its nest as if nothing happened!
Reply: Alas, we are not biological after all...
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Owner: My wife has given birth to a baby girl. She is very cute. Please help me give my daughter a powerful name. My surname is Cheng.
Reply: A chicken misses Han.
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