1:
Original author: Isn’t it hot for you women to wear bras in summer?
Reply: It will be too hot if we don’t take you with us...
2:
Owner: I beat up my dog! It didn't tell me about the earthquake. It screamed so happily during the earthquake, but just now it was sleeping in its nest as if nothing happened!
Reply: Alas, we are not biological after all...
3:
Owner: My wife has given birth to a baby girl. She is very cute. Please help me give my daughter a powerful name. My surname is Cheng.
Reply: A chicken misses Han.
4:
Owner: Give me a woman and I will create a nation!
Reply: Well, if I give you a sow, the price of meat will drop next year!
5:
Owner: Please describe China’s National Seismological Observatory in one sentence.
Reply: Hindsight is better than hindsight!
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Original author: Talking to the idiots at work every day makes me feel that my future is very slim...
Reply: Be happy~ Because playing the piano to a cow is not scary, but what is scary is a group of cows talking to you every day Play the piano!
7:
Owner: The city manager added new weapons to catch stray dogs!
Reply to violence: They are from the same roots, why should we rush to fry them?
8:
Owner: Why do more and more people not want children?
Reply to violent rape: Senior officials sent by Beijing have said that they should be arrested from childhood.
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Original poster: There is a student who ranks last in grades every year and often fights with others. According to the leader's request, the teacher wants to give students a better final comment. How should I write it?
Violent reply: The student’s grades are stable and his hands-on ability is strong.
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Original author: From the Hainan mineral water drinking incident, we can see that China’s food safety is worrying. Mineral water can also kill people? Isn’t there a QS logo?
Strong reply: I would like to ask, does QS mean to die?
11:
Owner: Do you want Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi as a man?
Violent reply: A rooster or a pheasant, neither choice
14:
Original author: Which one is more cost-effective: raising a dog or raising a man?
Rape reply: Auntie, even if you can treat a man like a dog, do you dare to treat a dog like a man?
12:
Owner: Li Yuchun and Sister Furong fell into the water at the same time. You have a brick in your hand. Who do you hit?
Violent rape reply: Whoever saves will be killed.
13:
Forum owner: I have one million dollars and want to buy a car. Please give me some advice.
Forum reply: You can sell 30 QQs and form a fleet to drive them, one in S shape and the other in B shape.
14:
Forum owner: Wang Xiaoya and Chen Zhangliang are getting married. Please comment in four words.
Forum reply: You have become a good person!
15:
Forum owner: Last night when we were walking the dog, our big Tibetan mastiff bit a bald wild dog by the woods. Dry! Unexpectedly, the Tibetan Mastiff was defeated by a straw dog! ! !
Forum Sofa: ****, before I went bald, they all called me Lion!
16:
Forum owner: If I have 100 million yuan, I can get a loan to buy a house in Tomson Yipin!
Forum reply: Yes, but you have to borrow money to pay the property fee first ~
17:
Forum owner: He made an oath today that I am a part of his life, and I am a part of his body. If he didn't have me, he wouldn't be able to live~
Forum Sofa: My ex-boyfriend said the same thing. Later I found out that I was a dispensable thing like his appendix, appendix, ears, and six fingers. Son!
18:
Forum owner: I am so rich, what kind of car should I buy for my nanny?
Forum reply: It depends on the relationship between her and your husband~
19:
Forum owner: The damn barber shop cut my head badly! Everyone came up with some damaging tactics, asking for the more destructive the better and the smaller the noise, the better, because I was going alone.
Forum basement: In the middle of the night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, quietly and gently, a man hanged in front of the barber shop...
20:
Forum owner: When you were a child, what did you dream about when you grew up? What kind of scene will make you steal the show in front of everyone?
Forum Bench: Take a load of dung to the streets and throw it at anyone you don’t like!
21:
Forum owner: Why does pol.ice sound the siren when it catches bad guys? Aren't you afraid that the bad guy will run away if you hear him from a distance?
Forum Sofa: The higher-level unit usually notifies the lower-level unit in advance before coming to inspect ~
22:
Forum host: Why does the child born have the same surname as the father?
Forum Sofa: Because the money spit out from the ATM belongs to the person who inserted the card.
23:
Forum owner: Being handsome is useless—in the end, he won’t be eaten by pawns!
Forum reply: Being handsome is accompanied by soldiers, cannonballed, ridden on a horse, sat in a car, and has a secret love... Why is there something wrong with being handsome? ! !
24:
Forum owner: Collect the most scolding words without using any curse words.
Forum reply 31: Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta?
25:
Forum owner: Why is it that when President Hu visits Japan, the Japanese side is relatively cold and even the airport does not even have a welcome sign?
Forum sofa: how to hang it? Warmly welcome old Chinese friends to Japan?
26:
Owner: I fell in love with a girl who is 6 years younger than me and is still in junior high school. What a sin.
A violent reply: It would be really sinful to remove the word "like".
27:
Forum owner: I bought a new manor. It would scare you to death to tell you how big it is - it took me two and a half hours to drive around it! ! !
Forum Sofa: Well, I used to have such a broken car~
